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Ikea to purchase General Motors

News Flash:

Ikea announced yesterday that they were purchasing General Motors and going into automobile sales.

We are in big trouble if this catches on:

Ikea car

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One Response to “Ikea to purchase General Motors”

  1. Jemaleddin Says:
    March 10th, 2009 at 9:57 am

    But think how much nicer it’ll be for mechanics: you’ll only need one allen wrench to put that whole car together! Also, it’ll only cost $129, and you can get some meatballs and lingonberry juice while you’re there.

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