Mysticdog administers the snark:
It’s a common meme from “true” conservatives that Bush isn’t really a conservative. Its baloney. Bush stands squarely on the ideology that has been offered for decades. And Iraq is a perfect demonstration of the ultimate end of those policies. Not just from an American point of view, but one where every day Iraqis get to live in a Republican Ideological Dreamland.
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I don’t know the scientist responsible for this but I do know he/she is very sharp:
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named “Bushcronium.” Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol for Bushcronium is “W”. Bushcronium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as “Critical Morass”. When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.