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		<title>By: Tonie Stanton</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tonie Stanton</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 21:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I once covered a story where firefighters found a woman in a burning home who was already dead.  When they got her outside they discovered she had been shot.  When I got back to the office the wire had published the following:


Woman Found Shot To Death By Firemen</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I once covered a story where firefighters found a woman in a burning home who was already dead.  When they got her outside they discovered she had been shot.  When I got back to the office the wire had published the following:</p>
<p>Woman Found Shot To Death By Firemen</p>
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		<title>By: Hemanth</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hemanth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2005 11:10:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nice list.

I remember one I came across in the Indian Express during an India Zimbabwe cricket series long ago:

Zimbabwe collapses as Maninder  plucks flowers

( Maninder was an Indian off break bowler. Andy Flower and Grant Flower formed the batting mainstay of Zimbabwe back then.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice list.</p>
<p>I remember one I came across in the Indian Express during an India Zimbabwe cricket series long ago:</p>
<p>Zimbabwe collapses as Maninder  plucks flowers</p>
<p>( Maninder was an Indian off break bowler. Andy Flower and Grant Flower formed the batting mainstay of Zimbabwe back then.)</p>
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		<title>By: Jemaleddin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jemaleddin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was always fond of one that Mr. Schoenfeld hung up on the wall of our newspaper office: &quot;Thompson&#039;s Pen is Mightier than Sword&quot; which isn&#039;t very funny except that the spacing was off and &quot;is&quot; was waaaaaay too close to &quot;Pen&quot;.</description>
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