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Think of a letter between A and W.

Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.

Keep going, Don’t stop . . .

Think of an animal that begins with that letter.

Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.

Think of either a man’s/woman’s name that begins with the last letter in the animal’s name

Almost there………

Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down.

Take the hand you counted with and hold it out in front of you at face level

Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand.

Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the person’s name?

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1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E.coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

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