Skank

Rust colored urine is a small price to pay for the drugs I need.

“When burritos are outlawed, only outlaws will have burritos.”

Here’s the reason the State Department decided not to release the figures on terrorist attacks for 2004:

The 175 incidents reported in 2003 were a record. We had 655 in 2004.

Perhaps Bush doesn’t know what he’s doing in the war on terrorism. Ya think?

leaving skanksville mid week before memorial day and leaving baltimore after memorial day. don’t know exact dates but it is in the book.

Scientists have found something that “is nearly a third more effective in stopping persistent coughs than the leading medicine codeine.”

They say it produces fewer side effects than conventional treatment - and would not leave people drowsy.

Details here.

I never counted on living to be 85 let alone 1,000.

On the plus side, parents would have received $970 and a free video camera. On the negative side their child could die or suffer irreversible adverse medical problems.

Never fear–it was a turned aside. Reuters article in extended entry.
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What will the wingnuts think of next? How about legalizing the hunting and shooting of cats? Here. And here. You just can’t make this stuff up.

According to Michael Kinsey, “The party with the best record of serving Republican economic values is the Democrats. It isn’t even close….”

Here.

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